All right, all you naysayers: my book is now available online. So you can choose to buy the book, or you can choose to buy Girl Scout cookies!
My book will go to your head and your heart, and sometimes to other parts of your body. The cookies are going to one place only, and that is:
the — belly — button.
June 11, 2013. 2:50 pm
(it was a Tuesday afternoon)